DARK MATCHES
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Mr. Anomaly Ramblings: The early part of this match was a massacre as THREE wrestlers got knocked out. Rousseau Eiffel D' Parchuted Max Moon Jr. while Masa Tokugawa's knee destroyed Rousseau and Space Tiger II. Someone seems irritated that he lost to Sewer Dragon in his debut.
However, Mr. Spirals was cool, calm, and collected. Despite defeating the dangerous Masa, he stayed back pretty well and took advantage to claim the #1 contendership for the SNGW Comet championship.
However, Mr. Spirals was cool, calm, and collected. Despite defeating the dangerous Masa, he stayed back pretty well and took advantage to claim the #1 contendership for the SNGW Comet championship.
Don Dinero's Opinionated Investment: A classic case of 2 > 1. Despite Cutie's recent tear through ZIP Japan and determination to get back to ESTRELLA to avenge her loss to Nidali in a Loser Leaves match, the numbers game got the best of her.
While Xiang was competent and resilient to Cutie's arsenal of kicks, she greatly benefitted from key interference from Nidali and pulled off the win.
But it wasn't over. The Sisterhood of Stealth continued attacking Cutie Booties to try and finish her off once and for all...
While Xiang was competent and resilient to Cutie's arsenal of kicks, she greatly benefitted from key interference from Nidali and pulled off the win.
But it wasn't over. The Sisterhood of Stealth continued attacking Cutie Booties to try and finish her off once and for all...
That happy-go-lucky fool Hana Brightly did not want Cutie to fall victim to another senseless burial here. I don't think she quite understands what she's gotten herself into.
Mr. Anomaly Ramblings: What we learned here is that tin is a much more durable metal than we originally thought. Tin Foil Hat survived soooo many headbutts from Holy Diver and eventually used his wits to outsmart him for the win and #1 contendership for the Earth Protectorate as they try to win the SNGW Gemini Championships.
The interesting dynamic here will be which 2 members will compete. We'll have to wait and see.
The interesting dynamic here will be which 2 members will compete. We'll have to wait and see.
Don Dinero's Opinionated Investment: My investments are not paying off here with the Destruction Crew. Wrecker once again seems the most vulnerable of the two and I need to figure out what's going on.
The Sentarls are an unstoppable force at the moment. Arctic Angels beware.
The Sentarls are an unstoppable force at the moment. Arctic Angels beware.
Mr. Anomaly Ramblings: Memes aside, all 4 competitors lasted at least 30 minutes until Blayze Kindler and MAR were eliminated quickly. After that, I completely forgot they were even in the match and GALVAN and Hyper Earth went full Broadway!
Considering these two seemingly forgot how to eliminate people, I decided to call it a draw and have both of them face Luke Warm. While I feel it's a good opportunity for Luke to face stiffer competition considering how apathetic he is about everything, I don't think he'll have trouble facing these two knuckleheads.
Considering these two seemingly forgot how to eliminate people, I decided to call it a draw and have both of them face Luke Warm. While I feel it's a good opportunity for Luke to face stiffer competition considering how apathetic he is about everything, I don't think he'll have trouble facing these two knuckleheads.
Mr. Anomaly Ramblings: Considering these two were lost in direction after we took the place over and got rid of those stupid owners, I suggested to both competitors that this would be a great opportunity to redeem themselves but at the cost of splitting up.
You can call me cruel, but you have to give credit to them for taking it and returning the favor with an instant classic of a match. Even I'm impressed. Very back and forth and it resorted to a new move by Nobu to end it: The Moonlight Serenade.
Charming to say the least. And I feel RYOMA will be back in the title picture at some point as well, but for now, I have to watch the moon. Great.
You can call me cruel, but you have to give credit to them for taking it and returning the favor with an instant classic of a match. Even I'm impressed. Very back and forth and it resorted to a new move by Nobu to end it: The Moonlight Serenade.
Charming to say the least. And I feel RYOMA will be back in the title picture at some point as well, but for now, I have to watch the moon. Great.